Never underestimate a 5 year old: 

Background Info:  Mommy works at a veterinary office.  Grandson occasionally hangs around the office, watching the various goings on.

We did the cash-for-clunkers thing over the weekend and ended up with a new car.  In the process of transition I had all of the crap from the old car glove box laying out on the kitchen counter for a day.  That night Wife told me that she had to soak the tire gage in alcohol and hoped that it still worked.  ?????  “Grandson told me that he had to check Ky’s (mommy’s dog) butt-hole temperature”.

(not to worry – grandson knows what will pull grandma’s chain.  There’s no way he even got close to Ky’s…er…posterior with the thermometer/tire gage.  Ky is an alaskan huskie, weighs as much as grandson and can’t stand to have his tail touched let alone have a 5 year old play doctor with a tire gage.)